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I'm a vegetarian


I am a vegetarian cause I will eat anything a vegetarian eats

I shape my pork as carrots, make fish look like seaweed

Make ground beef look like beans, chicken look like peas

I flavor it to taste like them, to hide my carnivorous tendencies.
why who

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