Beavers with plastic forks, banana eating tigers Snakes pretending to be nice, bunnies pretending to be mean And anything else that tries its best to be, something other than what it is Are only some, of my least favorite things. Elephants on stilts, poop on the window sill Silent farts, hair on a tennis ball Fake jewelry, too much lipstick Spilled milk, Cows who know it all I also hate it when they promote ideology as a parking spot for handicapped minds who formulate their questions as answers and can only express wonder by saying "really?" Anyways I also hate this word and all other words like it for they sit in a sentence like tooth decays adding nothing to the meaning. Drilling sounds make me wince so bad That is why I dislike dentists Like I hate whoever's talking to me while I can't talk back. I also hate to think of things I hate for I'd rather be glad not thinking about what makes me so sad and I hate this poem.