“Looking at the menu I said: "I'll take the ox-tongue with rice"
then I looked up and said "wow"
because to my surprise
the waitress was a cow
I looked down at the menu again
"no, no beef then" I mumbled like a despicable hairless dude fumbling for his wig
"how 'bout some bacon and eggs?"
"we are out of eggs," she said, "and on top of that, the owner is a pig"
Okay, so, "what is your soup of the day?"
“The chicken soup," she said, "with lettuce"
'But, if I correctly recall when I came this way'
'the doorman who is a cockerel, might take offence'
"Holy cow" - "Yes Sir" - "Okay then,"
"Do you have a seafood dish?"
"We do, but, fyi
the dishwasher is a fish."
"Alright then, is anyone else in this joint
a vegetable of some sort?”
“I'll go with a salad if not"
'Good choice, finally, I thought.'
As I looked over at the kitchen and I said 'what?!'
the cook, a cabbage head, was shaving his carrot.
