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There are only four kinds of people in this world Cretins, Fools, Morons and Lunatics Some carry hammers, others sticks either way, they are pretty scary Oh, and some are bold, others hairy. There are also only two kinds of animals Warm blooded animals and ticks One sucks at having a conscience, the other sucks Just like you and me And finally there is only one type of tree The one that sucks the earth until it is chopped by a man, killed by a lightning or an elephant's trunk No tree can run.