For I am a dog, therefore
For I can lick my ass, and more
For I can bark sincere, before
For running off, what for?
For I have a name, I'm For
For I have an owner, he owns
For he picks my poop, up
For like who picks up yours, or not.
For I am a good dog, sit!
For I play, poop, eat, sleep
For if I am sad like a poet
For my sad yelps are epic.
For I was also once, a pup
For I learned my lessons, some
For they treat me like a little baby, silly
For it suits me just fine, really.
For I easily make friends with other dogs big strange and small, and I say
For they are strangely lovely stinking animals, no way
For that's no problem, for why
For So am I.
For I am someone's dog, that's true
There For, whose dog are you?
