The mean old bolding bear
A grumpy old bear mean and going bold blamed the world for the loss of his fur His fur, his imperial fur once long, thick and warm Was mostly gone and he felt the storm "I used to be hairy Strong and scary I'll now show these fairies Who is the boss" With these mean words the mean old bear attacked his neighbours without a care Everyone was shocked At least at first They'd seen this before It was not the worst Still nobody expected The tired old bear Would start a war over some hair But attack he did with everything he got He caused much damage He hurt a lot However, his neighbours They stood together With scissors and shears Clippers and razors The mean old bear Was clearly mistaken He went to get hair And came out clean shaven.
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