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A Moose

A Moose was recently found dead in the snow 

with over 80,000 living ticks on Moose welfare

while to the Moose this is so unfair 

here are a few things you must be aware

unless you are a tick or you don't care



The Moose is a Canadian Elephant 

With a very big head and no tusk

It moves through the forest like nature's tank

and eats lots of trees, grass, and shrubs.

 

Just like the Elephant the Moose gets annoyed

At little people driving around her neighborhood

That sometimes puts the Moose in a trampling bad mood


 
Respect the Moose, don't get too near

Don't drive towards her or throw a beer



The Moose is ticked off.
why who