A Moose was recently found dead in the snow
with over 80,000 living ticks on Moose welfare
while to the Moose this is so unfair
here are a few things you must be aware
unless you are a tick or you don't care
The Moose is a Canadian Elephant
With a very big head and no tusk
It moves through the forest like nature's tank
and eats lots of trees, grass, and shrubs.
Just like the Elephant the Moose gets annoyed
At little people driving around her neighborhood
That sometimes puts the Moose in a trampling bad mood
Respect the Moose, don't get too near
Don't drive towards her or throw a beer
The Moose is ticked off.
