Shit happens on the Moon
The Moon is floating up high taking a bite of a dark sky A pretty big celestial kite that comes out at night People have gone to the Moon Pretty soon they will go to Mars Either one is pretty cold Either one is pretty far The moon we can clearly see it is round and pale and bright it makes tides on rivers and seas people pray and dogs howl There is no air on the moon but there is some human poop of all the poop we know of this is the most far flung The moon is mooning us with blatant defiance to sabotage our dreams of mooner science We can already buy land on the moon go up there and drill a hole have some fun bouncing on it take a break then bounce some more Other planets have moons but this is a special one not the biggest of them all but the one closest to us This, in short, is all that we know of this big pale space round rock we might endeavor to know more and go back, once the earth is gone.
. but, only and only if it is not