The They
The war on "the" has begun A determiner small and neat A label rather, a word stabbing stick Causes much of The offense to The meek The poor, The mentally ill The criminals, The underachievers The month of April, The pill The French, The French fries, The believers The world… sorry… “World People” The best, The rest, The this, The that The is now a bad insensitive word We must avoid it like The turd Tossed over with The corpses of other dead words The They, The grammar police have conferred The question is The answer is The condemned The End.
. but, only and only if it is not