For a dog
For I am a dog, therefore For I can lick my ass, and more For I can bark sincere, before For running off, what for? For I have a name, I'm For For I have an owner, he owns For he picks my poop, up For like who picks up yours, or not. For I am a good dog, sit! For I play, poop, eat, sleep For if I am sad like a poet For my sad yelps are epic. For I was also once, a pup For I learned my lessons, some For they treat me like a little baby, silly For it suits me just fine, really. For I easily make friends with other dogs big strange and small, and I say For they are strangely lovely stinking animals, no way For that's no problem, for why For So am I. For I am someone's dog, that's true There For, whose dog are you?
. but, only and only if it is not