Weird Al
Weird Al, oh Weird Yankovic Al The king of the parody, and the master of the gal He sings of food, and movies, and love, and balls of twine And all the things, that we're thinking of, from time to time He's funny and clever, and oh so ridicolously absurd He'll have you laughing, till you're feeling blurred His lyrics are witty, and his rhymes are tight He's a one of a kind, and an absolute delight So if you're feeling down, and you need a lift Just turn on Weird Al, and you'll get your fix His music will cheer you, and make your day So go ahead, give him a play Weird Al, oh Weird Al The king of the parody, and the master of the gal He'll make you laugh, and he'll make you smile He's the weirdest of them all, and the only one Al.
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