The talking butthole.
There once was an butthole so hairy and small It taught itself to talk, and well after all It practiced and practiced, day after night Until it could speak with all of its might At first, its words were harsh, dirty, unkind It spoke with a stink, that was hard to find It farted and snarled, it hissed and it cursed It was a mean kind of butthole, never rehearsed But as time went on, it started to change Its words became softer, its stink a mild smell It learned how to listen, then to understand It became a better butthole, first hand Now it speaks with grace, and talks with poise It's still an butthole, but it's found its voice It writes meaningful poems, and gets its point across It's the kind of butthole, that you don't want to toss So if you are an butthole, down at the bottom Just remember, you too, can rise and blossom It might take some time, and some dedication But in the end, you'll find your own elation
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