next time scratch your own itch
a snail had an itch deep inside its shell just out of reach crawling on with an itch to scratch it met a hedgehog on a ledge the hedgehog listened to the snail's plight he offered to help with all his might He used his sharp quills to reach the itch And the snail felt a sense of relief the itch was gone and the snail was fine except for a small thorn inside it had broken off the quill's tip and it was in there very deep the snail crawled away having thus traded an itch for puncture wound pain until he ran into a bird next to a creek who was cleaning its feathers with its beak take off your shell and your little thorn consider it gone! thus spoke the bird pointing at the beak won't fit in there, it's way too thick! the snail complied and as the shell was cast aside the bird's beak opened wide hello dinner, do crawl inside as for the thorn, don't worry about I'll spit it out.
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