what how

average worm


I am an average worm

and that makes me very glum

I wish I was a glow worm

to glow in the dark as I shake my bum

Yet, my future is not so stark

I can clone myself if I'm lonely

I can cut myself in half

So I can have my other half to chat

About my average wormy gripes.
why who

the world's shortest poem is a dot
. but, only and only if it is not