The Paranoid Cannibal Snake
You have probably met me or my evil twin slithering in the grass hissing or in a bad dream. I must tell me that I am afraid of you but I am mostly afraid of my own kin for I know that each and every single one of them is after my skin. I can see it in their eyes I can sense it in their x-ray vision Their poison filled heads shine with murderous thirst Wanting to swallow me whole head first I ran away from home as soon as I was born For my mama tried to put me right back into her belly My brothers and sisters were not so lucky She ate them all then proceeded to eat daddy Needless to say, my life since then has been a living hell I don't even know who of my slimy pals will attack next Every single one is suspect, but it is so hard to tell There are so many of them left, Except for the one I just ate.
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